Max Martel

Drip Max Martel

REVENGE. How would you get it? Could you kill someone who violated your family? Put a cap in their ass? If someone handed you a gun, to point at your head, do you pull the trigger? Based on the true story of the department of unemployment denying Martin Mitchell's unemployment, directed by corrupt law enforcement from Shreveport, Louisiana to New Hampshire to Massachusetts, who stalk Martin and his family at his employers, his home, the EEOC, et al. Martin Mitchell, husband, father. Starving. Sober 30 years. Until now. A man knows... When to bail. Martin moves his family into a camper. No heat, no hot water, no running water. One step up...from a tent. In NodOff, NH. The drug den. Liquor...and Lottery. Where they steal children from the YDC. Just because you took the oath, don't mean you honor the oath. Bobbleheads. Judge Blotto Beerstein sends two convicts, Trigger and Zamboni, from Prosper Prison, to teach the Mitchell's a few lessons. Martin's stepson is 17 year old Johnny Jacobey, nicknamed Johnny Vajina, by corrupt law enforcement. Johnny's hot with the ladies. Especially, their wives. Judge Blotto gets sentenced to prison, where he meets convict Jimmy: "Jimmy wants your beef." He who orders the deed...does the deed. Must suffer...the deed. Somebody gets REVENGE, keeping a token, from the bodies.

Day 1 . . . They SCREAM (br)

Day 2 . . . They SCREAM (br)

Day 3 . . . They SCREAM (br)

Day 4 . . . Silence (br)

Day 5 . . . The body . . . is returned . . . (br)

If you're gonna break the law...do it...alone. (br)

Lieutenant Leon Bryan . . . aka Lyin' Bryan . . . hits the bottle frequently. His favorite? Crown. Gets handcuffed to his own cruiser . . . naked. Blackmails the local citizens while assaulting them in the crotch.
Puki Malacci. The new director of the Commission, in New Hampshire. The People at Work Alliance Commission . . . aka . . . the P-WAC. Now Puki, in Filipino, means . . . well, a female body part. Which is right up Puki's alley. She used to be a centerfold pin-up girl. How she got to be the director of the P-WAC? Nobody knows. Maybe it was her . . . people skills.
Like Frank Fong. Head of the Boston Federal Fair Employment Commission aka the BFFEC. He's wanted in China . . . here on a green card. His days . . . are numbered. Sadly, these commissions focus on corrupt corporations, accepting gifts, kickbacks, and bribes, such as hot tubs, daiquiri machines, cash, vacations, and even entry into elite schools for their children. Puki and Frank are in it up to their . . . bobbleheads . . . soaked with bubbles, frequently discouraging employees from filing complaints against corrupt corporations. Their theme song? BUBBLE UP GIRLS, BUBBLE UP.
Detective Dunnel's has got his hands full. Not only with his wife, the town gossip, Gummy Dunnels, but every corrupt law enforcement agency, employment commission agency, even the dept. of unemployment. Nothin' but BOOTLICKERS. Dunnel's may be the only clean one.